My bosses’ boss visited the Denver office from Europe last week. I’ll call him BB to protect privacy. He was keen to ski but needed a lift to get there. I offered to drive him. In hindsight, given my recent history navigating, this was a mistake.
I arranged to pick him up from his hotel at 6.45am, then we had to pick up another person, Alex who was coming too. I arrived right on 6.45, and we were on track to be at Alex’s house to pick him up at 7.00. We arrived at 7.05, almost on time. BB jumped out of the car and knocked on the door. No one answered. He waited, looked at me questioningly, waited. Strange, I thought… so I double checked the address and realised I’d entered the wrong street number in the GPS. Oops… I opened my door and yelled “Ah, BB…, really sorry – it’s the wrong address.” I entered the new address in the GPS, and we were scheduled to arrive at 7.17 (17 minutes late).
So we arrived, BB jumped out to knock on the door and waited. And waited… I started to get a bit of a sinking feeling as I reached for the GPS to double check again what I’d entered in the GPS against the address in my phone. My worst suspicion was confirmed. Wrong address. I opened the door “Ah, BB.., really sorry, it’s the wrong house. But don’t worry – it’s only 2 doors up.” He gave me a look. “Really – it’s only 2 doors up” I assured him and even showed him the address in my phone to prove it.
Hmmm, awkward. So we picked up Alex and we were on the way. Skied at Breckenridge most of the day without incident. I headed off early to check out the local shops and agreed to meet them at my car at 4.30. So I got to the car just before Alex and BB, and did think it was a little strange that the central locking didn’t work, but didn’t think much of it until I turned the key in the ignition and the car wouldn’t turn start. One quick look at the light switch confirmed that yes I had left the headlights on all day. Just then, BB and Alex arrived back at the car. “Umm, I have a little problem” I said. “Flat battery – why don’t you two go to the pub and I’ll call you when I’ve sorted it” – having absolutely no clue how I would sort it. Alex suggested asking people in the car park if they had chargers, so I went around the car park asking until I found someone with chargers. Phew. Car started first pop and we were off. The day at this stage not going so great, but still salvageable.

The 1.5 hour drive from Breckenridge to Alex’s house in Denver went without incident. We dropped him off then plugged the hotel address in the GPS. BB offered to hold the GPS, and I said great, maybe you could direct me. So off we went, and I took a bit of an early turn and ended up in a shopping centre car park. No biggy, could happen to anyone. We drove around the car park till we realised the only way out was the way in – not the short cut I had suggested. BB commented that the time to reach the destination was getting further away. We took off again, and the GPS told us to turn but it looked to me like a no turn intersection, so had to keep going. “Recalculating… advised the GPS. “We may never get there” said BB. I joked about my navigation skills – slightly tense in the car, but still able to joke about my driving (least I was still able to joke about it, not sure it was reciprocated).
I actually was wondering if we’d ever get there as we drove around the block again. “Turn left in 200 feet” said the GPS. “Turn here!” said BB and I said no it’s down here. Big call given my previous errors but oh phew we were on the highway. I heaved a massive sigh of relief and was so busy being relieved that I didn’t hear B or the GPS say “go left!.” I went right and was on the motorway heading to Colorado Springs – the opposite direction of where we were supposed to go. “Recalculating…” “I told you to go left!” said BB(twice). This was getting really awkward, but I said “don’t worry we’ll be able to get off.”
So we got off the highway, turned back onto the correct freeway but unfortunately had to exit onto another freeway within 300 feet of entering. This meant veering across 3 lanes. If you ask me, that is a design fault for a freeway, however there was no way I was going to miss that exit. It was quite busy on the freeway, as I pushed in across the 3 lanes. I knew that I was going to make it, but it must have been quite scary for BB who was yelling loudly by now “Shit! Fuck! Shit! Fuck!” There may have even been a “we’re going to die” thrown in there but I’m not sure if my mind made that up in the panic.
We made the 300ft exit, which took us in a big almost 360 circle where we had to merge on yet another freeway – this one had no added lane to merge. So, I came around the turn, looking for a break in the traffic to merge and still driving. I knew that I had to merge, but BB was yelling loudly in panic “the lane is ending merge merge!!”
I merged and we were now on the correct highway. I could see the hotel. “There’s the hotel – we’re there!” I said. “We’re not there yet” said BB. Yes, point taken. However, we did make it. I dropped him safely off, said goodbye, picked up my phone, rang Chris and said “I’m nearly home don’t ask questions just please make me a gin and tonic!” Ah, the G&T was sooo good.
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